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  1. %e 3000
  2. %p 6000
  3. %n 1000
  4. %k 500
  5. %a 4000
  6. %o 2000
  7. BW [     ]
  8. EW [     .,;!?]
  9.  
  10. %{
  11.     char buf[128];
  12.  
  13. %}
  14.  
  15. %%
  16. ead            printf("eed");
  17. ote            printf("urte");
  18. oad            printf("urd");
  19. ode            printf("urde");
  20. oke            printf("urke");
  21. olk            printf("urk");
  22. one            printf("urn");
  23. al            printf("aal");
  24. OK            printf("aal reyt");
  25. "O.K."            printf("all reyt");
  26. okay            printf("aal reyt");
  27. Okay            printf("Aal reyt");
  28. mother            printf("mutha");
  29. mummy            printf("mutha");
  30. ma{EW}            printf("mutha ");
  31. father            printf("fatha");
  32. dad            printf("fatha");
  33. pa{EW}            printf("fatha ");
  34. telephone        printf("furn");
  35. ph            printf("f");
  36. and            printf("un'");
  37. And            printf("Un'");
  38. only            printf("urnly");
  39. over            printf("urva");
  40. will            printf("'ll");
  41. "You are"        printf("Y'a fuckin'");
  42. "you are"        printf("y'a fuckin'");
  43. "I am"            printf("A'm fuckin'");
  44. "I'm"            printf("A'm fuckin'");
  45. Most            printf("Murst");
  46. most            printf("murst");
  47. murder            printf("knack");
  48. shatter            printf("knack");
  49. damage            printf("knack");
  50. Murder            printf("Knack");
  51. Shatter            printf("Knack");
  52. Damage            printf("Knack");
  53. "Oh yes?"        printf("Did yee spill wor pint?");
  54. [Cc]hinese               printf("Chinky");
  55. "no it isn't"        printf("Is it shite");
  56. "No it is not"        printf("Is it shite");
  57. "It is not"        printf("Is it fuck");
  58. "it is not"        printf("is it fuck");
  59. "It isn't"        printf("Is it fuck");
  60. "it isn't"        printf("is it fuck");
  61. idle            printf("ardle");
  62. rubbish            printf("gobshite");
  63. useless            printf("shite");
  64. "no good"        printf("shite");
  65. shit            printf("shite");
  66. muck            printf("shite");
  67. mouth            printf("gob");
  68. Mouth            printf("Gob");
  69. someone            printf("some fukka");
  70. Someone            printf("Some fukka");
  71. anyone            printf("any fukka");
  72. Anyone            printf("Any fukka");
  73. nobody            printf("neewun");
  74. Nobody            printf("Neewun");
  75. noone            printf("neewun");
  76. Noone            printf("Neewun");
  77. "who is"        printf("who tha fuck's");
  78. "Who is"        printf("Who tha fuck's");
  79. "who are"        printf("who tha fuck'a'");
  80. "Who are"        printf("Who tha fuck'a'");
  81. "Why is"        printf("Why tha fuck's");
  82. "Why is"        printf("Why tha fuck's");
  83. "why are"        printf("why tha fuck'a'");
  84. "Why are"        printf("Why tha fuck'a'");
  85. "when is"        printf("when tha fuck's");
  86. "When is"        printf("When tha fuck's");
  87. "when are"        printf("when tha fuck'a'");
  88. "When are"        printf("When tha fuck'a'");
  89. tough            printf("fuckin' hard");
  90. strong            printf("fuckin' hard");
  91. "! "            printf(", ya fuckin' puff! ");
  92. nothing            printf("bugga aal");
  93. Nothing            printf("Bugga aal");
  94. food            printf("grub");
  95. Food            printf("Grub");
  96. My            printf("Ma fuckin'");
  97. Your            printf("Y' fuckin'");
  98. Our            printf("Wor fuckin'");
  99. throw            printf("hoy");
  100. Throw            printf("Hoy");
  101. lots            printf("lurds");
  102. Lots            printf("Lurds");
  103. " have"            printf("'ve");
  104. Have            printf("Hev");
  105. "don't"            printf("divvn't");
  106. "Don't"            printf("Divvn't");
  107. "isn't"            printf("in't");
  108. "Isn't"            printf("In't");
  109. ."self "        printf("ssel ");
  110. girls            printf("lasses");
  111. girl            printf("lass");
  112. boy            printf("lad");
  113. know            printf("knaa");
  114. make            printf("maak");
  115. take            printf("tek");
  116. Take            printf("Tek");
  117. tak            printf("tek");
  118. th[eo]se        printf("them");
  119. broken            printf("brerken");
  120. Broken            printf("Brerken");
  121. broke            printf("brerk");
  122. " tired"        printf(" fuckin' knackered");
  123. gives            printf("giz");
  124. give            printf("giz");
  125. Give            printf("Giz");
  126. giv            printf("gizz");
  127. gave            printf("gav");
  128. TV            printf("telly");
  129. [Ww]ill            printf("'ll");
  130. [Ss]hall        printf("'ll");
  131. more            printf("more fuckin'");
  132. than            printf("than fuckin'");
  133. "can "            printf("kin ");
  134. "Can "            printf("Kin ");
  135. bad            printf("bastaad");
  136. Bad            printf("Bastaad");
  137. nasty            printf("bastaad");
  138. good            printf("magic");
  139. Good            printf("Magic");
  140. great            printf("magic");
  141. Great            printf("Magic");
  142. human            printf("yooman");
  143. woman            printf("wumman");
  144. women            printf("wummen");
  145. " man "            printf(" bastaad ");
  146. football        printf("futbaal");
  147. all            printf("aal");
  148. All            printf("Aal");
  149. "the "            printf("the fuckin' ");
  150. "what is"        printf("what the fuck is");
  151. "What is"        printf("What the fuck is");
  152. "what are"        printf("what the fuck are");
  153. "What are"        printf("What the fuck are");
  154. "The "            printf("The fuckin' ");
  155. "That "            printf("That fuckin' ");
  156. " any"            printf(" onny fuckin'");
  157. poof            printf("puff");
  158. homosexual        printf("puff");
  159. gay            printf("puff");
  160. bisexual        printf("semi-puff");
  161. [Mm]iddlesbrough    printf("Boro");
  162. [Mm]iddlesborough    printf("Boro");
  163. [Gg]ateshead        printf("Gaatsed");
  164. [Nn]ewcastle        printf("Neecassl");
  165. "South Shields"        printf("Saath Sheels");
  166. [Ss]cotland        printf("Jock");
  167. [Ss]cotsman        printf("Jocko bastaad");
  168. [Ss]cottish        printf("Jock");
  169. [Ss]paniard        printf("Wop");
  170. [Ss]panish        printf("Wop");
  171. [Ii]talian        printf("Wop");
  172. [Ss]pain        printf("Wopland");
  173. [Ii]taly        printf("Wopland");
  174. them            printf("'em");
  175. home            printf("yem");
  176. " go "            printf(" gaan ");
  177. going            printf("gannin'");
  178. " gone "        printf(" went ");
  179. trousers        printf("kex");
  180. burnt            printf("bornt");
  181. because            printf("cos");
  182. Because            printf("Cos");
  183. both            printf("burth");
  184. Both            printf("Burth");
  185. " yes "            printf(" aye ");
  186. "Yes "            printf("Aye ");
  187. " no "            printf(" ney ");
  188. "No "            printf("Ney ");
  189. "with "            printf("wi' ");
  190. wrong            printf("wrang");
  191. told            printf("telt");
  192. "bit of a "        printf("birruva ");
  193. "bit of "        printf("birra ");
  194. "You're a"        printf("Yorra");
  195. "You are a"        printf("Yorra");
  196. "you're a"        printf("yorra");
  197. "you are a"        printf("yorra");
  198. "We are"        printf("Wur");
  199. " we are"        printf(" wur");
  200. "What a"        printf("Worra");
  201. "what a"        printf("worra");
  202. your            printf("y'");
  203. "you're"        printf("yer");
  204. you            printf("ya");
  205. " him"            printf("'m");
  206. Your            printf("Y'");
  207. "You're"        printf("Yer");
  208. You            printf("Ya");
  209. " our"            printf(" wur");
  210. "Our"            printf("Wur");
  211. "I won't"        printf("Will Ah fuck");
  212. "I refuse to"        printf("Will Ah fuck");
  213. "I will not"        printf("Will Ah fuck");
  214. "I don't"        printf("Do Ah fuck");
  215. "I do not "        printf("Do Ah fuck ");
  216. "I didn't"        printf("Did Ah fuck");
  217. "I did not "        printf("Did Ah fuck ");
  218. "No."            printf("Ney chance.");
  219. "No!"            printf("Ney chance!");
  220. "I'"            printf("Ah'");
  221. "I "            printf("Ah ");
  222. " my"            printf(" ma");
  223. " me "            printf("'us ");
  224. "We "            printf("Wu ");
  225. " we "            printf(" wu ");
  226. "were "            printf("wus ");
  227. "Were "            printf("Wus ");
  228. bastard            printf("bastaad");
  229. into            printf("inter");
  230. " on "            printf("'an ");
  231. " for "            printf(" f' ");
  232. beer            printf("brown");
  233. " of "            printf(" a'");
  234. [Gg]erman        printf("Jorman");
  235. [Ss]wiss        printf("Jorman");
  236. [Au]strian        printf("Jorman");
  237. right            printf("reyt");
  238. Right            printf("Reyt");
  239. " to "            printf(" ter ");
  240. " hit by "        printf(" chinned off ");
  241. " kill"            printf(" fuck");
  242. " hitt"            printf(" fuck");
  243. " hit "            printf(" fucked ");
  244. " hit"            printf(" fuck");
  245. breast            printf("tit");
  246. bosom            printf("tit");
  247. screwing        printf("shaggin'");
  248. Screwing        printf("Shaggin'");
  249. screw            printf("shag");
  250. kick            printf("fuck");
  251. Kick            printf("Fuck");
  252. "ing "            printf("in' ");
  253. ou            printf("er");
  254. "? "            printf(", ya bastaad? ");
  255. ", sir"            printf(", pal");
  256. ", dear"        printf(", pet");
  257. [a-m]", "        {ECHO;printf("fuck, ");}
  258. [n-z]", "        {ECHO;printf("like, ");}
  259. .            printf(yytext);
  260. \n            printf("\n");
  261. %%
  262. main()
  263. {
  264.     yylex();
  265. }
  266.